Someone sneezes very close to you. It's a wet one! You bless them, etc, wish them well. But, now you smell sneeze! Sneeze is around you! In fact, you're in a confined space and the sneeze is heavy in the air! Every time they talk, you smell sneeze!
What do you do?
GAH SNEEZE BREATH!
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"some very close to you" as in they are sitting right next to me or that they are a relative/friend? If it was a stranger, I'd get up and walk away. I don't think I would say anything. I probably wouldn't even bless them. If it were someone I knew, I'd said "damn, you had to make it rain?"
wait a couple minutes and spray some febreze air cleaner
This just happened this morning! I'm sitting at my desk and a co-worker walks up to ask me a question, gets to my desk and sneezes. I asked, "Are you sick?" and he said, "yes". I laughingly told him to get away, which he laughed at and just stood there smiling. So, I grabbed my can of Lysol disinfectant spray and pointed it at him! Seriously! We were both laughing, and I would have never sprayed him, but I can't afford to be sick, so I sprayed the area after he left!
Come out of the closet, acknowlege that your a germophobe and freely spray the lysol. So your eccentric, they will respect it and expect it.
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