Talked to Mom today on chat. And she DARES to bring up my age?? OK I just had a birthday, I already feel old! I mean, I'm still suffering from Post Traumatic Birthday Stress.
So she procedes to tell me that I need to get a really good job now because of...get this...my age.
Apparently, I'm going to be facing age discrimination now. At the ripe old age of 33, I have now become a risk employers will not want to take on.
But no fear. I intend to live off the procedes from the book I'm going to write, "Thanks Mom: A Detailed Explanation of How I Developed a Nervous Tick."