Mom hates the english language. She doesn't understand why words aren't pronounced the way they sound. Today on chat, we both changed the background on our MSN chat windows to lavendar:
Mom: why is it pro nounced laven der but wrote as laven dar
Me: that's just the way it is. accept it.
Mom: when a person goes into a bath place and want lavender they ask for lav en der not lav en dar
Mom: I can't accept and no one can make me
Mom: its like herb and Herb whuich is which here eh??
Mom: and then there read and red
Mom: doesn't make any since at all
Mom: someone needs to knock some since into some peoples head and redo the dictionary with proper spelling
Mom: or atleast proper pronouceation
Me: i just looked it up, it's spelled lavender, not lavendar.
Mom: its like some people say beers and Bears is the same, excuse me thats Beers that you drink and Bears is a animal;
Me: *weak* hehe
Mom: but pronouced lavender
Mom: But they're not the same, they're pronounced differently
Mom: weak??? what is the beer? not me I get on tv and say what she thinks regardless what people think its called guts lady
Mom: who lavender and lavendar?
Mom: or beers and bears
Mom: if lavender is not lavendar then what is
Mom: lavender? is it something different?
Mom: are you just yelling AAAAHHHHHH
Mom: I heard someone say it. I heard you
Me: calm down mom, calm down!
Mom: "I" am perfectly clam I just heard someone yell AAAAAAHHHHHHH and it sounded like it came from down your way. what is LMOA
Oh yes, there's much more. Chatting with Mom is always fun!