Thursday, September 14, 2006

Two very important lessons learned today

1) Never say, "I have to poop" loudly...in public.

2) Never lean over and fart forcefully causing vibration on wooden bench; such action could create "rat atat tat" sound to echo against near by wall.

You never know who may be lurking just around the corner a mere two feet away. With a walkie talkie.

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