"You enjoy playing to a crowd."
-- I start training support staff today for a Major Sporting Event.
"You will do well to expand your horizons."
-- You are probably right.
Oh, and I have some lottery numbers to play too. Thank you Peking Noodle Co!
Edited: I've been told that you should add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. That adds a whole new twist to the fortune!