BREAKING NEWS!!!

In a world of terrorism, disease and starvation, this is the current "Breaking News" headline on MSNBC:

"Why do some celebrities look better in mugshots than others?"

and

"Paris Hilton Lockdown, Day 1"

I KID YOU NOT!

Of course, if I knew I was going to jail, I too would get my hair and makeup done in preparation for the mugshot. *rolling eyes*

OMG I just heard this conversation being reported on the news,

Female news anchor: "What, she's eating carbs?"

Female reporter: "Yeah, that's what they feed you in jail!"

STOP IT NEWS MEDIA, JUST STOP IT NOW, WE DON'T CARE! Bring me some news on how we can make our world a better one, not this trash!