Saturday, October 20, 2012

Thrilled.

That feeling you get when the stench of cat poop strikes your sinuses, then you realize your cat was running around the house because a turd was stuck on her and not because she was excited that she took a poop. No, you make a mental note, this is the wrong cat, this cat doesn't get excited about pooping.

And then you realize the poop is sitting right next to you on the carpet. As you clean up, you realize you have to check the rest of the house because you would rather not repeat the experience of a turd surprise when you wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.

2 comments:

bigkid said...

I swear you have the strangest (and sometimes nastiest) things happen to you. There are times I'm glad I'm a hermit and secluded from the world...

Rayleen B said...

Oh, I have spared you many nasty stories.