Older, shmolder

I recently had another birthday. This was the year I stopped wondering if I should dye my hair or just pull out the occassional grey hair.

I also have friends who are so much younger than myself that they consider the TV show Friends to be vintage and have only watched it on reruns.

I can actually refer to my high school experience as "decades ago."

I'm getting freaked out about the economy and am constantly researching potential jobs in my meager market.

I had to use an age calculator online to figure out my age since I've been deceiving myself this whole time and consequently aged two years in one.

Well, that about sums it up. Birthdays just aren't exciting anymore.