Sunday, January 02, 2005

Cougar

Did I tell you Mom got a cougar? It's in her freezer. Yes, you read correctly. No, don't ask. I don't know...well, she does hope to take her collection to a taxidermist some day. Yes, collection. Actually, I think she took the bobcat and fox in recently. That's when she found out it's ILLEGAL to kill a cougar when it's in a trap. Well, she didn't know she was going to get a cougar...she was hoping for a coyote or some other obvious sort of creature. After all, the animal was killing her birds and she just assumed it was a coyote or racoon or something like that. Anyway, Mom is awaiting news from the sherriff about what her punishment will be.

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