Week going well so far

Yesterday around 5am I accidentally knocked a book into the toilet. Thankfully it had been cleaned the night before and also wasn't holding much water so the book didn't suffer much damage. I'm still reading it.

I just gleeked on my boss. OK, maybe not on him but in his general direction. To his credit, he didn't blink.

This is going to be an interesting week.

Judge wants a reality show

I hate to join in on the ridiculousness that has become the fight over Anna Nicole's body, but here goes nothing:

Judge Larry Seidlin is driving me crazy! Did you see him fake crying? Did you see tears? I didn't see tears! Pulease! I guess this is what you do if you want a reality show. That's right! It appears he wants to be the next Judge Judy. He should be embarassed! Hell, I'm embarassed for him! No, scratch that. I mock him! MOCK MOCK MOCK!

*gasp* How dare he make me mock him!!