"Oh no she didn't"

OK now that I reflect back on this, it's not so bad. However I still have a problem. Unfortunately, this photo didn't catch the details. *sigh* The "oh no she didn't" is in the details. (I literally followed this girl around like a paparazzi stalker, trying to get a good shot without anyone noticing. How sad is that?)

First, I have to say how much I hate todays fashion of the extremely low pants/skirt/shorts, etc. Please people, I do not want to see your crack, your underwear or any hair. With this new trend I've noticed that everyone, even those that shouldn't, want to show us their skin. Not to mention how you have to keep pulling your clothes, what's the point of wearing them if you can't keep them on?

And then there's that band of flesh exposed at the widest part of your body. Note key word "widest." Why would you like to draw attention to yourself like this? Even if you think your body is fit enough to show this sort of skin, you're probably wrong. I'm sorry to be rude, but it's the truth. Your friends must not like you if they can't tell the truth. Either that or they too have equally bad taste. Still, even if you have a nice body, have some pride. Cover up.

Speaking of making your body unattractive, note how having all the fabric on top also makes you look bulkier on top? Like a linebacker? Not good! This may also be due to girls hunching over trying to hide their chest. I'm not sure, but if you're willing to show your midsection, I'm not sure where the shyness comes from.

And why the drooping belts? Do you really want to accentuate your butt like this? No, you're wrong! It's all bad! BAD I SAY!

*sigh* Girls. This what I'm talking about. Unfortunately, this the best example I have in this set of photos of how bad a pooch stomache looks with the low skirt look. But I think you know what I'm talking about. Up close you could see cellulite. And when she turned around, HAIR. Now, some of us latina's have hair in innappropriate places. It's an unfortunate genetic trait of some of us brown skinned people. Well, this girl had hair all over her lower back. NOT GOOD. Girls, you can avoid any sort of embarassing peep shows by covering up.

BTW, do you like how the belt cups her butt?

I'm sure she's a nice girl and she was actually really pretty. I know, she's just following the current fashion trends. But still, am I alone on this one?

(On a side note, the fashion trend is leaning towards a higher waist line.)

Thinking hybrid?

Here's an interesting article on hybrids. I'll eventually go hybrid, but it'll be a few years.

Nickelback

I heard this song on the radio as I pulled into the driveway tonight. For some reason, it really struck a chord; it almost made me cry. I guess it made me think of home and long for the "olden days."

Photograph (video)

Lyrics - All The Right Reasons :

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey’s head?

This is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneakin’ out

This is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must’ve done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it’s too late
Should I go back and try to graduate
Life’s better now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn’t let me in

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It’s hard to sayIt’s time to say it
Goodbye, Goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for

It's hard to say
It’s time to say it
Goodbye, Goodbye
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin’ out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we’d know
We said someday we’d find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim’s the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She’s had a couple of kids since then
I haven’t seen her since God knows when

I miss that town
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
You can’t replace it
I miss it now
I can’t believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it
If I could relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Every time I do it makes me

(yep, that's how it ends)

What do you knit?

To those of you who post here, what is your knit/crochet obsession? If you were only allowed to knit/crochet one thing, what would it be?

No Toyota, No!!

See the hideous cars that are our future! No!! Whyyyyy Toyota, what are you thinking!! OK, so the NLSV on the bottom is merely a concept car, but why? And why the Yaris? Aren't there enough subcompacts out there? NOOOOOO for the love of all that's good and is not a marriage-of-the-Prius-and-the-Metro....please stop!

I had a great day!

I cancelled a doctor appointment so I could have a nice, relaxing day off without any stress or worry. I saw a bunch of butterfly's and some other interesting things. I'll post about them later, but first, here's a few teaser photos.

Amongst some interesting things I saw, I also have a "Oh no she didn't" set of photos to discuss. I'll let you choose from the topics above.

Just do it!

I know the pattern is called Cut Your Teeth Socks, but I prefer Rainbow Circus Socks! For some reason, the geometric edges of the cuff reminds me of circus tents and clowns clothing. I suppose the bright rainbow colors help too.

This pattern is a bit different than those I've used before. The cuff is made of mitered squares that are basically stitched together to create a pattern. I started making the squares a couple days ago and even brought some of the pieces to work to finish up on my lunch break. They started to look like little kites with the ends of the yarn hanging out. Since I like to avoid the dreaded SSS, I made all eight squares at once, rather than the four required for one sock.

Sidebar: I started the squares on Monday night. I watched Monday Night Football (yes all caps are required...c'mon, this is Monday Night Football, it's almost like a religion to some folks! Plus, the Chargers were on MNF after a two year absence) and switched to WWE Raw during commercials and pertinent parts of the show like fake slapping, fake anger, fake boobs (not pertinent but still fake), and JR's fake firing. It's almost as if I needed some testosterone and mindless entertainment to counter-balance the grandma-esque knitting. Needless to say I didn't get much finished which is why I finished up the squares at work. Thankfully my co-workers are used to me and only mumble things like "where's my scarf?" when I pull out my knitting. Or "I guess I'll get it in a year and a half." Whateverrrrr! (How do they know??)

So last night I started attaching the squares. I had to stare at the pattern for a while and read it several times before I decided to 'Just do it' and hope it all worked out in the end. Wouldn't you know, it did! In this photo you see the wrong side of the cuff. Reason being after I knit some ribbing, the cuff folds down and joila! You have a sock with a mitered circus cuff! I'm not so sure about the blue color, but my only other option is yellow and it's not very bright. Plus, I was too eager to get started and didn't want to wait an extra day to go to a yarn store, so blue it is!

Though I'm not even halfway done with the ribbing, this should give you an idea of what the cuff will look like when folded down and covering the little bit of blue I've knit so far. Though it doesn't look like what I expected, I'm sure it'll look great when I'm done. Oh, and I put one of the little squares, which I also described to Faythe as diamonds, next to the cuff to help identify the squares (click for larger image).

While the pattern was intimidating at first, it has, as usual, turned out to be pretty simple! Once I deciphered the code with my secret Knitter's Decoder I got out of a Cracker Jack box, followed all the instructions (even that one lonely abbreviation that appears to be a typo), it has turned out to be a cinch. (I say this now but watch, I'll be crying later!! haha!) I have to believe...and just do it!

I got mail!

The perfect end to a dismal day! I came home to find a package from Joanns waiting for me. It was HUGE! I opened it up and pulled out my SWIFT!! The swift itself was in a small box, I don't know why they put it in the bigger box, unless it's cause it was an unusual shape (long and skinny).

Anyway, I immediately tested it out with a hank of Cascade 220. As you can see, it fit nicely. And from the expandability of the swift, I know that anything I buy will fit on it. The cats and I spun it around and were surprised at how nicely it glides. OK I was the one that was surprised, they only wanted to poke their heads between the spokes to check it out. Apollo was pretty happy too cause now he doesn't have to painfully hold the yarn while I wind away.

And check this out. This is how it looks when it's folded up. Pretty small! I mean, it's not teensy or anything, but it'll be easy to fold up and put away. That round silver thing is a cat food can for scale.

Oh yeah baby, bring it on!! Now I can wind lace yarn in confidence!!

My new sign

Just in case someone comes along and thinks I'm goofing off while I'm really on my lunch break, I have created a new sign to display on my monitor. There will be no funny looks now. (right)

23/5 Meme er, 23/3?

I was tagged by Faythe!

My 23rd post was on Tuesday, March 29th, THE BEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR. I didn't write much. My last sentence (there were only three) was:

"It's going to be a good day!"

I was feeling pretty good, yes I was. A secret admirer left balloons on my car that morning. Later that day I had a really fun bday shindig with Laura and Janet. It was SO fun! Laura must have bought 30 balloons to decorate her place. We had cake, ice cream, snacks and more snacks! They sang a birthday song to me oh...a couple hundred times.

We also went to a local yarn store where I got to use a surprise gift certificate that they, along with Joel, had purchased for me.

Yes, it was a good day indeed. :)

Hey Aimee

ARRRRRRGGHH!!

I'm not that lucky

If you go to google.com and type in "mudwench" and click on "I'm feeling lucky" you're immediately directed to Aimee's blog! If you type in "Faythe" you're directed to a bed and breakfast! "Laura" takes you to Dr. Laura's site, and when you type in "Rayleen" you're directed to the Adult Film Database! EXCELLENT!

So, I was thinking...

...how bored I am with life. Yeah, I eat, sleep, go to work, come home, eat, sleep, go to work, come home...well you get the picture. I don't read much anymore (thankfully we've chosen The Chronicles of Narnia this round - a nice quick read meant for children) and I've lost desire to knit.

Faythe has suggested I'm in a knitting slump because I need more yarn.

I like it. I like it a lot.

So while one could feasibly agree I need more yarn, I can't help but glance over at my two *cough cough* bins *cough* of yarn and wonder, but what would I make? True, some of the yarn in my big bin is cheap, acrylic stuff so I really don't have much planned for it. Yeah, I guess I could *gasp* get rid of it. But as far as the other stuff that I bought at sales when the prices were so good, I couldn't just sit by, I'm really not sure what to do with it. Could it be I've become bored of the few things I know how to make? Could it be that I've come to my knits end? Could it be I've been thinking to myself, "why make this when I could buy it?" I guess I'm bored with what I do know how to make but don't have the time, patience, or energy to start anything really big or complicated.

Is it possible my laziness has spread to *oh no* knitting??

*yawn* My, how all this thinking has made me tired. I think I'll go stare at my yarn and think about this a while longer. Yes, I like staring. Staring with glazed over eyes is a good thing. Meanwhile, I'm already thinking about what time I need to set my alarm clock for tomorrow...GAH!!!

Maybe I need to get a life. Yes that's it. While I've considered joining the City of Heroes craze, I'm not really sure if that will help me "get a life." God, I'm so boring. I need a drink.

About Elizabeth...

Yes, I felted her. Twice! The first time she was SO HUGE and shapely, she made me think of...a butt print. A BIG BUTT PRINT. And we won't talk about who's, OK? Shut up, Faythe! Anyway, I felted her again but this time in the laundry. I was sure to put her in a pillowcase to protect the wool and my clothes from each other. Unfortunately, we had forgotten about the feathers and down that had eeked their way out of my pillow into the case. As a result, the bag ended up with a bunch of white specks of goosey on it. Not good.

Not to mention the strap is ridiculously long. Well, the bag itself is pretty big. Maybe the strap is made for a taller person? I am pretty short after all. It's also possible I made an error when calculating my measurements. Anyway, as you can see she is quite a bit smaller, at least heigth wise, than before felting.

The loops at the top are meant to be used with a scarf or handkerchief of some sort. Not only adding some aesthetic value, it helps to hold the purse closed. The cool thing about this is you can change the look just by adding a different color scarf.

OK, maybe these scarves don't exactly model the whole idea of attaining a different look, but you get the idea. Obviously, I still need to block this baby. But I wanted to post some photos before I forgot. Errrr, actually I did forget, hehe, but thankfully Candsmom reminded me. :)

I have to say, I'm a little disappointed with this pattern. Honeslty I don't think it's the pattern, I think I've done something wrong. Next time I make it, I'm not going to use the 10's (or was it 10.5?)...I'm going to use 8's. I think that'll bring it down to my size. And definitely a shorter strap.

The only other thing I really don't like is how felted yarn attracts every tiny speck of dust. And you all know I live in a house of 2 cats with fur everywhere. Thankfully, Zoe's hair blends right in. Argh Simba, argh!!

And more swatches...

OK I think I've finally knit up the last swatch for Faythe. I threw in a few extra's I thought she might enjoy, including a small bit of Bamboo and some Lamb's Pride. I'm blocking and drying felted swatches in the bathroom where the cats won't find them. For some reason, they refuse to walk on the sink counter. This is an obvious safe place from cat terrorizing. Tomorrow I'll post my amateur review of the KnitPicks yarn I purchased along with some photos. Now that I'm done with the swatches I can start on my next real project.

Speaking of next project, today I called Two Sisters and Ewe, a yarn store in La Mesa. Their website isn't working and I was getting a bit concerned. You know how it is with small businesses and in particular a yarn store - I thought they might be out of business. Thankfully they're still there and are working on their new site and possibly a new domain. ANYWAY, each fall they offer Christmas stocking classes. I think this would be a great opportunity for me to learn to knit intarsia or some other "second color" type method. Carol, the lady that tought me to make mittens, will hopefully call me back with an update on the class.

One of the owners, Jane, also mentioned something about a Knit for Cancer scarf dealy on October 23rd. Now, I was also working with a customer so I wasn't really listening (surprise surprise) so I'm not sure what it's all about. But if it's fund raising or will help someone out in anyway, I'll definitely be there. Besides, who needs an excuse to get together with a bunch of other cackling hens?
I ordered a swift today from Joanns, thanks to Anne's advice about coupons (see earlier posts). I know it's pretty nerdy but I'm pretty damn excited about it. I mean, no more hours upon hours spent untangling and breaking lace yarn!! No more cats grabbing carefully layed out piles of lace and running freely with it as if it were a kite! No more aggravation! Once I get this bad boy home (it's much cooler than it looks in this photo) I'll order a yarn ball winder. Dude. I'm gonna be the cool kid on the block. HAHAHAHA!

Secret pal

Last night I dreamt a group of us (unknown to me people) were sitting around a large round table and were paired up for Secret Pal Six. It was anonymous, but my pal suddenly told me who she was and then we started hanging out together. She made me cover my hair and part of my face when we met her dad, I think her family was muslim of some sort. Anyway, after we met him we threw off the covers and went skating and more. Of course, I can't remember the "more." I just remember she was really hyper.

Who is secret pal of mine? :)

DOUBLE *GASP*

Thanks to Anna...did you know that Joann's will still honor their coupons online EVEN IF THE ITEM IS ON SALE??

*GASP GASP!* And one more for good measure *GASP!* I am SO going to buy the swift and yarn winder! EHEEHEHEHEEEEE! Thanks Anna for the info!!

Yarn used on recent scarf

OK Faythe, this post's especially for you. The yarn I used for the reversible scarf below is Plymouth Baby Alpaca Brush. I think it's softer than the KnitPicks yarns, but that's because this yarn has a fuzzyness to it. It's also 80% alpaca, 20% nylon. You can tell too...it doesn't quite have the give that 100% alpaca or 100% natural fibers have.

I chose 106 Bright Pink because I was trying to go outside my comfort zone (with much coaching from Laura and Janet). I'm happy with it too, I love the contrasting colors.

I had originally bought several balls of this yarn in black too, but returned them because the yarn is so fuzzy (due to the "brush"). Unfortunately, I don't think I'll use it much for myself because of this feature. (I have this fear of getting fuzz in my eye, most likely due to getting fuzz in my eye) I'll probably stick to the KnitPicks. But, if you want to make something that has fuzzy, i.e. brushed look, this may be the yarn for you.

I found an excellent article at Knitters Review. Definitely check it out!

Bamboo or wood?

I picked up two sets of Brittany size 5 dpn's yesterday as an experiment. I've never used wood, only bamboo. The aluminum neeldes scares me, I know my knitting will slip right off. I'm going to use these to knit the famous (or should I say infamous?) Ugg Baby Booties. I bought the yarn long ago at a sale (good thing too cause the sueude yarn is obnoxiously expensive) and haven't gotten around to knitting them because I didn't know anyone with a baby young enough to wear them. A friend at work, Kim, wants to make them for a friend of hers. Unfortunately Kim hasn't knit since she was a child. Because I can imagine needles and yarn flying amidst Afrikaan's obscenities, I volunteered to knit them for her.

I'm looking forward to making them too, I just need to add them to my growing list of projects. Other projects on the horizon? Socks, socks, socks!! I'm also eyeing over some lace patterns on KnitPicks. When I commit, I'll show you. (You'll learn soon enough I have commitment issues)

Speaking of commitment issues, I finally finished a scarf I started months ago. I bought some baby alpaca yarn with a birthday gift certificate from my good friends Joel, Janet and Laura to make a reversible lace scarf...that was oh...six months ago? GEEZE. I picked this pattern because it's reversible. After I made Faythe's cable scarf set last Christmas, I decided to only knit scarves with reversible patterns. I mean, I LOVE the cable pattern, but who wants to look at the back? If I make it again, I'll knit it with circulars and make it into a tube so you can't see the backside of the cable.

Anyway, I found this scarf the other day and finished it up. (I almost didn't find the pattern online but after using the wonderful Internet Archive's Way Back Machine that caters to the persistant, I managed to locate it. hehe...you can "404 page not found" me, but you cannot hide for long!)

I still need to block it but at least you can see that I finished something. I do think this pattern will look a lot better with a lace yarn. (Do I hear a project calling me?)

Must get more sleep

Hi. I've been really tired lately. Today I got home from work around 5:00, ate dinner and took a nap. It's now 9:00. I'm really not sure what transpired during those four hours. I know I didn't sleep the entire time. Really, it's all a big blur to me.

I'll get some sleep and post some good stuff here later (good stuff = pictures). For now I'm having a hard time focusing on the screen. Could it be because I'm wearing a weaker-left-eye contact in my right eye? Maybe...things are pretty blurry.

Good news, I figured out what was causing problems on my blog. Well, other than the problems with image uploading, that was bloggers thing. I had posted a stupid quiz the other day and can you believe it - the html of the quiz totally fouled up the html of my blog!! I deleted that bad boy and all is back to normal.

Aimee just called. She woke me up. I was so disoriented when I answered, she had to ask who I was. Anyway, after a five or six hour drive, she's in Albany now. I'm sure she'll give us all the details later.

I wonder if I'm too tired to set up the router?

I wonder if my coworkers noticed I wasn't wearing any makeup?

I wonder if our new coworker thinks I'm really that stooped?

I wonder if I should do anything about my neighbors comment as she pointed at my legs "wow, you really do look pale?" (see photo of supposed hispanic looking girl in upper right corner)

I wonder if KnitPicks will answer my question about whether or not natural fiber will always smell like dog when it's wet?